Since you put on a song, I have decided to make you a playlist of awesome songs.
The First: "Wouldn't It Be Nice" by The Beach Boys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L--cqAI3IUI
The Second: "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" by Bonnie Tyler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=840B27zYfOk
The Third "Kharma Chameleon" by Culture Club
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btRpokScYxs
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
You Spin My Head Right Round... Take It or LEAVE it.
Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is...
Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote Synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit!
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck its brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)
Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?
No doubt
You chop your balls off and die?
Hell yeah
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick
Nope!
Actually I'm pretty sure you did
Nah, that ain't me
Okay, well this has been eye opening for me
I'm the boss
Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times
I'm the boss
Yeah yeah I got it!
I'm the boss
No I heard you, see ya later
LIKE A BOSS!
For those of you who are just joining us, Harrison has just recited the lyrics to one of the strangest songs in existence.
Why he loves this song, you might ask, well. Let me take you through the life of Harrison.
Mr. Bartz, Thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So you're the bitch around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm a nerd.
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of a nerd
Well the first thing I do is...
Do some home work (like a nerd)
Delete Junk mail (like a nerd)
Download music (like a a nerd)
Play Nintendo (like a nerd)
Do someone else's homework (like a slave)
Clean the bathroom (like a nerd)
Microage Basics (like a nerd)
Rollerblade to school (like a nerd)
Hit on PORSCHE (like a nerd)
Get rejected (like a nerd)
Swallow sadness (like a nerd)
Snicker quietly (like a nerd)
Push some Grade Nines (like a nerd)
Say Sorry (like a nerd)
Join a jazz band (like a nerd)
Drink some Chocolate milk (like a nerd)
Become a Tutor (like a nerd)
Dance to ABBA (like a nerd)
Encyclopedia (like a nerd)
Shit on PORSCHE's desk (like a nerd)
Buy an ant house (like a nerd)
In my locker (like a nerd)
Scratch like crazy (like a nerd)
Hose them out (like a like a nerd)
Spread false rumors (like a nerd)
Do some math (like a nerd)
Hit on Mrs Thom (like a nerd)
Drink some coke (like a nerd)
Sit down and pee (like a nerd)
Make fun of Carling(like a nerd)
Eat some chicken strips (like a nerd)
Pythagorean Theorem (like a nerd)
Black out in my locker (like a nerd)
I got Dia-beetis (like a nerd)
Wear a wife- beater (like a like a nerd)
Transform into a jet (like a Decepticon)
Bomb the Autobots (like a nerd)
Crash into the showcase (like a nerd)
Then I trip (like a nerd)
Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?
No doubt
You pee sitting down and shit on PORSCHE's desk?
Hell yeah
And I think at one point there you said something about Hitting on Mrs Thom?
Nope!
Actually I'm pretty sure you did
Nah, that ain't me
Okay, well this has been eye opening for me
I'm a nerd
Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times
I'm a nerd
Yeah yeah I got it!
I'm a nerd
No I heard you, see ya later
LIKE A NERD!
No problem
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is...
Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote Synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit!
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck its brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)
Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?
No doubt
You chop your balls off and die?
Hell yeah
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick
Nope!
Actually I'm pretty sure you did
Nah, that ain't me
Okay, well this has been eye opening for me
I'm the boss
Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times
I'm the boss
Yeah yeah I got it!
I'm the boss
No I heard you, see ya later
LIKE A BOSS!
For those of you who are just joining us, Harrison has just recited the lyrics to one of the strangest songs in existence.
Why he loves this song, you might ask, well. Let me take you through the life of Harrison.
Mr. Bartz, Thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So you're the bitch around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm a nerd.
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of a nerd
Well the first thing I do is...
Do some home work (like a nerd)
Delete Junk mail (like a nerd)
Download music (like a a nerd)
Play Nintendo (like a nerd)
Do someone else's homework (like a slave)
Clean the bathroom (like a nerd)
Microage Basics (like a nerd)
Rollerblade to school (like a nerd)
Hit on PORSCHE (like a nerd)
Get rejected (like a nerd)
Swallow sadness (like a nerd)
Snicker quietly (like a nerd)
Push some Grade Nines (like a nerd)
Say Sorry (like a nerd)
Join a jazz band (like a nerd)
Drink some Chocolate milk (like a nerd)
Become a Tutor (like a nerd)
Dance to ABBA (like a nerd)
Encyclopedia (like a nerd)
Shit on PORSCHE's desk (like a nerd)
Buy an ant house (like a nerd)
In my locker (like a nerd)
Scratch like crazy (like a nerd)
Hose them out (like a like a nerd)
Spread false rumors (like a nerd)
Do some math (like a nerd)
Hit on Mrs Thom (like a nerd)
Drink some coke (like a nerd)
Sit down and pee (like a nerd)
Make fun of Carling(like a nerd)
Eat some chicken strips (like a nerd)
Pythagorean Theorem (like a nerd)
Black out in my locker (like a nerd)
I got Dia-beetis (like a nerd)
Wear a wife- beater (like a like a nerd)
Transform into a jet (like a Decepticon)
Bomb the Autobots (like a nerd)
Crash into the showcase (like a nerd)
Then I trip (like a nerd)
Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?
No doubt
You pee sitting down and shit on PORSCHE's desk?
Hell yeah
And I think at one point there you said something about Hitting on Mrs Thom?
Nope!
Actually I'm pretty sure you did
Nah, that ain't me
Okay, well this has been eye opening for me
I'm a nerd
Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times
I'm a nerd
Yeah yeah I got it!
I'm a nerd
No I heard you, see ya later
LIKE A NERD!
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Chicken-NOOOOL-Soup
Gurr what joo saying tuh-day. Ah bee in Biolo-jay lookin' up sum cray-zay shizz-itt. We be hittin' up deez comp-ooters like no budday's bidness.
But seriously.
These kids at my school are having a "Don't Shave for 2 Weeks contest" and I was all "Yes I CAN grow a beard... :/"
But I can't. Aside from the weekly moustache trim I am as bald as oiled garlic bread.
I remember way back to my grade nine gym class, and I was the only one with no leg hair. Just imagine., you're sitting in a gym with 25 other guys your age that are WAY more "mature" than you, and you're wearing shorts... not just any shorts. These shorts are those skimpy little blue ones that the teachers assign at the beginning of the year, and say "No, you can have a small."
Kay, it's not my fault that I am 90 pounds and 5"10'. Come on.
The length of the shorts BARELY coveres the bottom of my tighty-whiteys. :S
It was awful.
I hate phys. ed.
Oh well, atleast I was good at sports... :/
But seriously.
These kids at my school are having a "Don't Shave for 2 Weeks contest" and I was all "Yes I CAN grow a beard... :/"
But I can't. Aside from the weekly moustache trim I am as bald as oiled garlic bread.
I remember way back to my grade nine gym class, and I was the only one with no leg hair. Just imagine., you're sitting in a gym with 25 other guys your age that are WAY more "mature" than you, and you're wearing shorts... not just any shorts. These shorts are those skimpy little blue ones that the teachers assign at the beginning of the year, and say "No, you can have a small."
Kay, it's not my fault that I am 90 pounds and 5"10'. Come on.
The length of the shorts BARELY coveres the bottom of my tighty-whiteys. :S
It was awful.
I hate phys. ed.
Oh well, atleast I was good at sports... :/
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